Welcome to the Hawthorne Institute for the mentally deranged and criminally insane, The House of Asylum. Its a godforsaken place thats located far on the other side of reality. Its a dreadful place where some individuals have chosen to live because of their lack of love for the real world. The House of Asylum is the place for anyone who, at one time or another in their life, wished that they were anyone but who they really are. The House of Asylum is you.