Intro -- Titelsida -- Copyright-sida -- Previous Praise -- Dedication -- 1 Everywhere is Interesting: 'I've been to England' -- 2 Natural Selection: The Staffordshire Bull Terrier -- 3 Shame: A Most Democratic Institution -- 4 Pain in the Room: Shocking Pink -- 5 Bullying: Guinea Pigs -- 6 Heredity: Twisting Round a Stick -- 7 Insanity: Paler in the Shade -- 8 Religion: Strange Positions -- 9 Free Will: Headless Frogs -- 10 Respect: Our Own Book -- 11 Change: A Pugilist at Work -- 12 Love: Chien professeur -- 13 Suffering: Drought and Leanness -- 14 'I feel it more': D.H. Lawrence -- 15 Politics: Trinidadian Oranges -- 16 Causality: Kindred Delusions -- 17 Siren Questions: Delia Bacon -- 18 Coincidences: Oversmoking -- 19 Metaphysics: More Moral Children -- 20 Genius: The Indoor Aquarium -- 21 Goodness: The Conquest of Britain -- 22 Truth: Criticism that Truly Stings -- 23 Consciousness: 'I say, Jeeves' -- 24 Excess: Holy Fools -- 25 Roles: Dylan Thomas -- 26 Hellfire.