Fathers' Wit collects some of the funniest observations ever made on the august institution of fatherhood. Every phase is up for comment--from conception to diaper-changing, family holidays to first dates, weddings to bankruptcy. Pearls of wit and wisdom are offered up by fathers who have been there, done that, and had the drool-stained T-shirt. But dads don't have all the say: the paternal view is carefully balanced by pithy commentary from the family members who put up with them. Fathers old and new will be royally entertained; and if the rest of the family can pry the book out of his hands, they'll gain valuable insights into workings of dear old dad.