Carol Marrs Phipps

Elf Killers
By: Carol Marrs Phipps, Tom Phipps
Narrated by: Sky Wildmist
This was a book the authors were giving away on Twitter. I love the title and the cover is amazing! I love fantasy so I asked for a code. Now am I sorry! This is one of the worst books I have read/listened to ever! Those that know my reviews know I am honest and am easy on the ratings. But this was terrible.
First, no plot. Flat characters. The endless obnoxious troll language, made worse on audible with lots of grunts going on and on! The trolls eat elves but the violence against children in how they killed, butchered and roasted them was not necessary. Lots of TELLING and not SHOWING!
The narration was in a heavy Scottish or Irish accent and difficult to understand. She also recorded it maybe too close to the mic because it has a constant sssssssss sounds with almost ever word.
I am glad this was free but I wish I had passed on this deal. I really wanted to like this book.… (mehr)