Mitgliedlokibird

As a general rule, I will read everything and anything. I also read from the International Encyclopedia of Sexuality often, which is available online for free.

I have the mind of a tangled metal trap with the insatiable hunger of a entire sleuth of bear cavalry mounted by woodsmen. Which is to say, I have 12 things going on the mind at once. Such as, but not limited to:
Why a shingler's hammer looks near exact to a drywall hammer.
The fact that a pneumatic floor nailer looks very much like a satyr's leg.
How I could possibly find people that listen to the orchestra of the world without totally laying my life philosophy out to every single person I meet.
Why this rum I'm drinking smells like vanilla.
Why ritz crackers do such a fantastic job at curing a rum stomach ache while wheat bread does such a piss poor job.
Why anyone would think that the "hit it and quit it" philosophy makes any goddamn sense.
The effects of rum on my writing
Why everyone (In the US) is so quick to point to China for their censorship, blind to the activities of their own government.
Why the masses are so unbearably boring.
Why so many people I talk to believe the economy is going to get better and subsequently want to inflate the bubble or support the system.
Why in god's name anyone would value the ritual of the day to day more than they value their freedom.
My love of fragments!