Call for help: Welcome page

If anyone is feeling nice, I'd love some help translating the new welcome page. It's not getting attention because the top translators never see it, and new people are too stunned to dive right in. We're having an amazing German day today, so I'd love some help with this.

http://www.librarything.de/whatnow.php

Thanks as ever...

Done (mostly, except for the "help" header on above page).
I am nice. ;-)

You are nice.

Also whenever I see your name I think of the song and of the woman in the song.