Now in paperback, Graham's drily hilarious Daily Telegraph advice columns   "Remember that sleeping with friends is lazy and selfish: we don't cook our pets just because we're hungry and they're sitting right by the oven."  --Graham on troublesome relationships   "Dogs and DIY are where relationships end up, not where they start." --Graham on looking for love   "Stay on the moral high ground--it's much easier to swing a baseball bat from there."  --Graham on forgiving betrayal   Graham Norton is not only a hilarious and fearless television host, but a weekly agony uncle, advising readers of the Telegraph on a weekly basis. Here, his witty, entertaining, helpful responses are collected for everyone to benefit from his words of wisdom. With a foreword by Graham and many responses updated since they first ran in the newspaper, this book of inimitable advice covers a range of subjects, including ungrateful spouses, errant partners, failing relationships, problems in the workplace, and social etiquette. Each perfectly-pitched response includes just the right mixture of sound advice, humor, and, occasionally, reprimand.