GET D!RTY Next time you're traveling or just chattin' in Portuguese with your friends, drop the textbook formality and bust out with expressions they never teach you in school, including: * Cool slang * Funny insults * Explicit sex terms * Raw swear words Dirty Portuguese teaches the casual expressions heard every day on the streets of Brazil: What's up? -- Tudo bem? Are those fake boobs? -- Você tem silicone no peito? I need to take a piss. -- Preciso mijar. That goalie is so weak. -- Esse goleiro é uma mãe. Shit's about to go down! -- O coro vai comer! I'm smashed. -- Tô bebum. Let's fuck like animals. -- Vamos trepar como animais.