Duckie: Well, that's very nice. I'm glad. Well here's... here's the point, Andie. I'm not particularly concerned with whether or not you like me, because I live to like you and... and I can't like you anymore. So... so when you're feeling real low and... and dirty, and your heart is splattered all over hell, don't look to me to pump you back up 'cause... 'cause... 'cause maybe for the first time in your life I WON'T BE THERE!

Duckie: It's called a sense of humor - you should get one - they're nice.

Andie: I just want them to know that they didn't break me.

Iona: Does he have... strong lips?

Andie: How can you tell?

Iona: Did you feel it in your knees?

Andie: I felt it everywhere.