When the author opens a law office in his home town, he knows that George Washington had a son--Israel Dean. He knows that his great-great grandfather is named Israel Dean. But he doesn't realize that his ancestor is the Israel. Clandestine puppeteers under discipline of a Special Establishment engaged in exploiting George Washinton's vast estates might well be using the author's home town as a political laboratory. A grass-roots court system gets put to uses in which the pursuit of justice through legal means is not the basic aim. A normally sound system is manipulated with a view of creating a negative image of a potential political opponent. An administration to hold up advancement of a party member, assists a member of the opposite party they know they can defeat in an election. In later years Barry Sussman in his book on the WaterGate scandal, would put the spotlight on such misuses of the courts and on such curious moves by the stronger parties to assist weaker opposition politicos. Here the author as target surprises the so-called political occultists with his skill at rolling with their punches. Some points: A barnacle has been attached to a village treasureship. Read the author's poem about "Thinkers Who Can Think" page 144. Cops in the jury room--scrubbed! Applications of a Dale Carnegie Course. Political booby traps! A mineral staking rush in Ontario's Raglan Hills. A specially tailored loopholed taxicab ordinance. The November 1957 Apalachin crime convention covers up the author's 1957 Congressional campaign. Its late-December denouement--TwainGate.