These dogs definitely won't come when they're called. And roll over? Don't even ask. Adapted from the New York Times bestselling book Bad Dog, which now has over 437,000 copies in print, BAD DOG CALENDAR is a truly funny year of badly dressed, badly groomed, and badly behaved canines. Obedience school dropouts all, these dogs may be man's best friends, but they sure don't try very hard. Meet cross-dressing nun Baxter, who warns, "You'd be in for a big surprise if you looked under my habit." Choca, the shar-pei and reluctant cowboy. A quartet of puppies sleeping it off after one too many drinking games. Plus My Favorite Smells and Bad Dog Early Warning Signs (#94: Dog treats owner's hairpiece badly).