"Carpe diem." "The time is now." "Don't put off till tomorrow what you can do today." Nice sentiments, but they're all lost on the millions of proclaimed procrastinators. Here's help for time wasters everywhere. The Procrastinator's Planner for 2006 is loaded with practical tips and info to help dilly-dalliers tackle life's daily demands before they become tomorrow's headaches. It's no serious self-help tome, though. Instead, it presents timely reminders and simple how-to's in a humorous non-threatening tone that are as entertaining as they are helpful. Each weekly spread includes a Timewaster & Cheap Thrill (e.g. assign a different ring to each person in your cell phone directory), a Bail-Out Excuse ("My dog's in heat"), and an Ultimate Reprieve (flee the country) along with real advice for getting things done on time. Not only will it get loafers off their duffs, it might just save them a fortune in video late fees.