By the Lambda Literary Award-winning author of 'The Butches of Madison County', this new collection of hilarious essays tackle pressing and important questions. For instance, ex-girlfriend's commitment ceremonies, practical polymory, and S&M lite. She recounts her experiences with the Lesbian Intervention Squad, marching topless in a Pride Parade, the queer GREs, and winning her Lesbian Merit Badge. Who ever said that lesbians can't laugh at themselves?