Don't do what I do, do what I would tell to do if I wasn't doing the stupid stuff I am. [From Dad]

Disclaimer: I'm perfect. So if you feel that there are any inaccuracies in the chronology or details of this book, it's not because I remembered some things wrong or have a drinking problem. It's because my memory is better than anyone else's, except for the times when it isn't because I'm busy looking to the future. All perfect people have this problem. Don't take my word for it: Read all the incredible quotes on the back cover and then take ny word for it. I'm also a nice person, so I've changed some names and identifying details (and created a composite or two) to protect people who are less perfect than me. Thanks for reading the tiny print at the beginning of this book. No one but you looks at these things, you know. That's because you're perfect too.

P.S. I may or may not have been drinking when I wrote this disclaimer.