Everybody ’s got a dream. Right?
Well, let me tell you what happened to me when one of my big dreams finally came true. Believe me, man! It shouldn’t happen to a dog - a female bitch dog, that is!
It all started when I got my tenth gold record! I was really up there, high on the hog! Man, there wasn’t anything on this planet that could be bought I couldn’t have if I wanted it!
Me! Eli Rex Dix, the all-the-way wrong dude. Born to the wrong parents! On the wrong side of town! Wrong, wrong, wrong! The worst wrong, as far as most of the world goes, if they knew about it, I guess, is the most right part of me, as far as I’m concerned. It’s not my fault I’m gay. I don’t mean to imply that it’s anybody else’s fault, either. It’s just the way it is! And I wouldn’t have it any other Way!