Sally is frustrated. She has been bell-ringing regularly at St James the Dismembered for as long as she can remember, and yet the experience always leaves her decidedly unaffected. Mr Beavis tries his best to stimulate her, but his touches lack finesse and as for Mike's efforts to bring her round with Onacock Treble Bob Major, the less said the better.Then, quite out of the blue, a tall, dark, handsome stranger appears with substantial peal experience and an international rugby career behind him. Will he sweep Sally off her feet in ways more thrilling and less painful than the broken stay incident at Cleobury Mortimer? Will Crispin ever get to grips with Tittums? And will Veronica finally tidy up her sloppy Reverse Canterbury Pleasure Place? Read on to find out...You can also now get bells deep in Carbaretta with her latest release...HER FIRST LONG LENGTH2022. The post-COVID world is a very different place. Ringing has taken the planet by storm, and anyone who is anyone, from the Jenner-Kardashians through to Harry and Meghan, wants in on the action. In the sleepy village of Frotting St James, however, Sally Tuggin has other things on her mind. She misses her Bob. He has been gone for too long now, throwing all of his energies into his jet-set peal-ringer lifestyle. If he doesn't come back soon, the project to install new bells could fall at the first hurdle. And now, on top of everything else, in the middle of the storm of the century, the Bell-Ringing Education, Accountability and Standards inspector is about to come knocking...Will Frotting make the grade and be cleared as a nut-free, safety compliant ringing zone? Will Bob stave off the evil advances of Tess Stringer and return to help Sally finally make the new bell project a reality? Will Mike ever get his Battered Sausage project off the ground? And, most importantly, will Crispin's mother's pelvic region make it through to the end of the story in one piece?Get your copy here: https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B08N9BY9Q6/ref=tmm_pap_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=1605208323&sr=1-2Carbaretta Bartland is the winner of the 2019 Verity Felcher Award for Campanological Erotica.