Even dominatrixes get the flu.-- 30 reasons not to get out of bed.-- Throwing China.-- Black hole sun.-- Gin catatonic.-- Sermon in mud.-- Planet hello.-- The vulcan mind and cheese meld.-- God the punisher.-- Newt the grinch.-- Cannibal on EDSA.-- Beep you.-- GIraffic park.-- Emile Gorgonzola.-- The leap into the void.-- Rusell Wong and other apparitions.-- Let's get lost.-- Buddha bones.-- The orange and the black.-- The long, hot simmer.-- Night of the living brain dead.-- Suffering suffrage.-- Condomnation.-- Atomic souffle.-- Sotto voce, tito sotto voce.-- The pestilence of memory.-- Again, Voltes V.-- The traffic sense of life.-- Bienvinido Santos, heavy mental.-- Pomo girl.-- The first churhc of dyslexia.-- Terminal cuteness.-- Manoling goes to Malacañang.-- Hypnotising chickens.-- Things to do on valentine's when you're dead.-- Pucker off.-- Unstung.-- Where is Mel GIbson's appendix.-- The psychopathology of fame.-- Snipe, snipe, snipe.-- Kiss of the cockroach woman.-- Shopping for the killer kamote.-- The return of the killer kamotes.-- Revenge of the terrifying womanoids.-- Easy communication with other planets.-- Raucous electric monster 1.-- Raucous electronic monster 2.-- Ritual.-- Notes from the moshpit.-- Communion.-- Twisted agonistes.-- Testosterone a la mode.-- Tood.-- Scorch.-- The Jacklyn Jose fans club.-- BEautiful bruises.-- Medusa oblongata.-- Pulp friction.-- The box that swallowed America.-- Jane's world or merchant Ivory Kung Fu.-- Darkness at the edge of town.-- The xed files : who is mutilating mulder?