Harden Long is your quintessential bachelor, a man's man who lives for beer, blondes, and the occasional ball game. Unbeknownst to his buddies he harbors a deep dark secret?Harden writes romance novels and one of them, The Orphaned Prince has just been published!Dixie Dawn Baker is beautiful, blonde, and has been blessed with the perfect body. She's spent her life in search of her knight in shining armor. But her current beau, Cooter, is a bit worse for wear. He's poor as dirt, crazy as a bedbug, and lives in a rusty old trailer down in Texas.After Cooter sees the made-for-TV movie of Harden's best-seller, he becomes convinced that the book is about him. With Dixie Dawn in tow, the delusional Texan strikes out on a madcap mission to confront Harden and reclaim his birthright to the imaginary Canadian throne. Although an unlikely pair, Harden and Dixie Dawn find themselves inexplicably drawn to one another. Could this be the happily-ever-after that they've been searching for? Maybe, if only they can figure out how to survive the lunacy that's suddenly surrounding them. Treat yourself to this hilarious break-out romantic comedy by Peter A. Brandt, and you'll find yourself believing that with love'anything is possible.