Reading this book may save your goat's life.

Before you say, “But I don’t have a goat,” pause. Ruminate. You may not have a goat (yet), but consider the goats of thy neighbor. The same law enjoining you to tend to your neighbor's business and to be careful of his ass, also demands that you tend to his goats. Pause again before you say, “But my neighbor doesn't have goats.” If he doesn’t have goats now, he will (pet goating currently being a fashion statement). And since you punctiliously discharge your duties to your neighbor's business, ass, and goats (present or future), you need to be prepared. You cannot begin learning too early.

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