I just wonder how much more laborious waste am I expected to perpetuate; because the simplest automatic task, like swabbing a table, is a major scientific problem to me, with all the slow wits chugging at the one and the only method of perfect swabbing; and for what?

it would look hardly worth me [sic] flustering myself into a sweat of perturbation over my barely perceptible scratch on the earth's hard surface.