Final in the Pasta trilogy of novels for teenage readers relating the ongoing traumas and adventures of serial loser Eric Underwood. In exasperation, Eric has retreated to his bedroom until his teenage years are over. Only the arrival of Imelda, the Scots girl he French kissed in an English pub, is enough to draw him away from his self-imposed exile from life. Previous in the series are 'Pizza Features' and 'Spaghetti Legs'.