The collected writings of Todd Allen, whose work has appeared in such star-crossed publications as the New York Resident and the Chicago Tribune, as he muses on such diverse topics beer, women, Bill Clinton’s re-occurring pattern of interfering with Todd’s travel plans, the foibles of Bill Gates, weddings, the joy that is Elvis and to use a toilet in India.The Chicago Sun-Times called Todd Allen, whose which appears on such web sites as Indignant Online (http://www.indignantonline.com) and humorguy.com, “One of a new breed of Internet humorists… very funny.”Todd’s humor has been translated into Russian by the electronic journal, @-Rus Business (http://efin.atrus.aport.ru/ ), and is rumored to have been read in at least one college classroom.In addition to sardonic commentary, “Beware the Club Girls” also contains the satirical novelettes, “The Inter-Species Divorce” and “The Professional Girlfriends.”