Follow the hilarious career of the world's worst wildlife photographer--from his first photos that almost show animals to a terrifying helicopter ride with a pilot who doesn't believe in flight, in Mountain Goats Never Say Cheese. Cubs is the tale of ice, fire, mosquitoes, camping, skinny dipping, and the most successful practical joke ever. But Where Is the Park Papa? exposes the bizarre side of vacationing in what used to be nature. And Mean Gifts, a hilarious tale about gifts--gross ones, dangerous ones, ones that make children anxious, and one that sends sportsmen to jail.