Domenick Dicce

Domenick Dicce has the ability to weave humor into real life issues for Vampire kind very well. This book is a must have for all fledgling kindred! Not only is the truth of what he writes so well expressed but the humor it is delivered with takes some of the pressure off all the rules and regulations to being a model Vampire citizen.

Having been friends with many Vampire's during my 40+ years on this earth, I can tell you that what he writes about in this book is very true... and should not be taken lightly...

Did I mention that this book was actually a work of non-fiction? ;)

I will actively seek more of Domenick's works and I sincerely hope that he someday finds a willing participant that will help him write a book similar to this for Werewolf kind. We... ahem... they sorely need one.… (mehr)

So . . . I expect any day now to be turned into a vampire. Why else would I have this book? If you're recently one of the undead, or soon to be undead, you might want to check out this book: You're a Vampire: That Sucks! by Count Domenick Dicce.

Why would I need a book to tell me how to be a vampire, you might ask yourself. After all, if you're like me, you've been watching movies and reading books--Buffy, Interview With A Vampire, Twilight, Trueblood, Black Dagger Brotherhood--about vampires for years. Surely you'd have vampirism down by now. But there is a lot of misinformation out there and you don't want your undead years to be shorter than you living years.

That's why this book is so great. Dicce sorts urban legend from fact. In this book you'll learn things such as:
Feeding
Hunting
Weaknesses
Powers (Yes, you have powers!)
How to pick the perfect coffin
How to manage your money to last you a long, long time
How to make friends and not kill them
Why familiars are necessary
How to turn someone else into a vampire
Vampire laws: Why you should follow them
This is the perfect gift for the newly turned vampire in your life. Dicce approaches the heavy topic with humor and grace. It will make your transition into this new phase of life much easier. And hey, if I accidentally run into you, and mistakenly eat you for dinner, no hard feelings, right?

Read more at http://www.toreadornottoread.net/2015/12/review-youre-vampire-that-sucks.html#B0...… (mehr)