Erin Slonaker

A passport sized quick reference guide which no self proclaimed vampire hunter should leave home without. Cram-packed with essential information on: What is a Vampire, Vampire behaviour, and What to do when you find them etc.
The back page of the handbook doubles as the Vampire Hunter's official Identification papers (personal data to be filled out by the owner). Worryingly among other details asked for are blood type and neck size !

I think this statement on the last page sums it up perfectly:

"NONMORTUOS OUAESIVI" (I have sought the Undead)
The bearer of the ID has read and understood The Vampire Hunter's Handbook. Ownership of the ID certifies that the bearer is well-versed in vampire analysis, investigation, and extermination. The bearer should also be granted unrestricted access to castles, crypts, tombs, cemeteries, basements, root cellars, mortuaries, blood banks, and the entire region of Transylvania.

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