Very interesting book

Q: Alfonso, why is this book on your shelves if you know that you ain’t reading any of that delusional crap!

A: well true that on the delusional crap part… but I am reading this piece of shit! Mostly because Mr. Greg says it teaches one how to be a freelance exorcist on today’s world!!!

Q: so… what use have you got for that?

A: are you shitting me??? Dude I’m putting together a team of rogue exorcist!!! I’m planning on recruiting Mr. Greg, and MFSO… I can totally see us repealing down a helicopter on some haunted house… screaming IN THE NAME OF JESUS GO GO GO!!!! Kicking down some doors holding our holy shotguns (check that Keanu Reaves movie out) throwing some holy water grenades to disoriented the demons! And then bang! We perform our kick ass modern day exorcism!!! And finishing up with a kick ass catch phrase… I’m still working on that! I’ma watch that boondocks saints 2 movie again and see if I can plagiarize something from them… something like “in the name of the father, the song and the holy spirit… EAT LEAD MOTHER FUCKER!!!” (as I said I’m still working on that part!). Then we go back to our layer and discuss how the demons are directly responsible for big corporations and non-organic food… well actually Mr. Greg and MFSO do that… I just go to a corner and play video games and act stupid!

Q: are you insane?

A: yes, yes I am! Next!

Q: I recently read some comments from you were you claim to be an I quote “a protestant jew” with that in mind how you expect to use the cross and all the Catholic/Christian items that you mentioned on your crazy fantasies?

A: I don’t remember reading anything against protestant jews not being able to fight the devil! So fuck off!


Q: can I join your anti demon SWAT team??

A: sure! Why not? I don’t remember reading anything against imaginary interviewers not being able to fight demons! Welcome aboard brother!