As last year's Rag Chairman, it gives me great pleasure to welcome you to the 1984 Rag Mag.

Editor's message.

Dear Philanthropist (for those not knowing what this means get out of the pub and into the library, you beer-swilling lout),

Well you fell for it again, that is presuming you've paid for this magazine. If not, put it down immediately and go and buy your own.

A message from Spike.

British Institute for Brain Injured Children - £9,000.00

The Aberystwyth Guild of Students Charity Appeals Committee statement of donations for the year ended 30th June, 1983.

An Arab in a desert seen an American wandering around with swimming trunk and a towel.
"How far is the sea" he asks.
"About 50 miles."
"Boy, oh boy, what a beach."