This programme with its red and white cover might qualify for my imaginary football programme exhibition. Why? Because it includes a poem by Baldock player Darren Fenton. The manager, Dave Mosley, refers to it 'as a bit of literary culture'. Entitled An ode to Fred, it begins as follows: 'I always used to dread, being slated by physio Fred'. Line 7 'all he did was gob right in his face' doesn't scan terribly well. ( )