Oh my lord. It was edible!

And here I was fully prepared to lambast and heckle, too, but instead of any of that, I'm just sitting here eating Chocolate Mint Ice-Cream and drinking a tall glass of ice-cold water, and I'm LOVING IT.

What really surprises me is not the fact that this little taste of monster porn can be written with proper grammar and without typos, but the shocking idea that it actually has a proper introduction and even a proper denouement.

It's BLOWING MY MIND.

Okay, Rod Holder, you've officially become my favourite Monster Erotica Go-To man. Bravo!

Rape Count: Zero.

Amazing. Absolutely Amazing.

Tasty, too. Yum. Yum.

*barf*

By the way, kiddos, it's probably time to run to mommy and have her tell you it'll all be okay in the morning. You might have to scrub yourself extra-well in the shower, too.

Just don't think about the water.

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