"One small step for man, one giant leap into the existential abyss. Washington DC. 1906. The inaugural mission of the Moonfellow Program. A chance to shape the future of civilization as we know it. Our first tentative steps out into the stars...It was a complete and unequivocal disaster. Now a hapless gravedigger finds himself among the handful of survivors stranded on the lunar surface--forced to contend with madness, conspiracies, and whatever-the-fuck that thing is on the dark side, picking them off one by one. This is the 100% true-ish story of the brave men and women we abandoned on the moon."--