Dear Book Tok,

I am not sure if I should continue to listen to any of your recommendations. I admit some of them have been really good reads but many of the erotica books that you have pimped out have been less than stellar. This one has been one of them.

This book was unhinged and the writing was all over the wall. I may have loved the notion of the story of Henry and Eleanor of Aquitaine and how they tied into this story, but what the hell to everything else? Seriously, grandma fucking a broom? And men being turned into glass dildos?

What the fuck was the author smoking when she wrote this? Whatever it did not help the story any. I mean, a cum river in the gardens.

I get the author wanted to have a little plot in her porn but half of it was absolutely ridiculous. I almost did not finish this book. I think my eye twitched throughout the novel. I don't even know what to think of this one.

And to the readers who are curious to read this, don't. Trust me. This book will make you want to tear your eyes out.

Love,

An Avid Reader ( )