The Haunted Soda, Part III: Chapter 16
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You may have forgotten that
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diatribe on -- heck, Iʻve forgotten!
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The chapterʻs complications: for example:
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explicable. Take the incidents themselves:
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and examine their sociological and
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In-depth understanding of the chapter,
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,but to get on with
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that chapter: they were now
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basic escape gear to marauders
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of the escape itself. Primarily,
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nearly run out. Unless they
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They'd be like a wandering
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a leader (which is strange
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Be potential leaders, so, Why
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?: They're as good as any
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pair to be bypassed when
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Ongoing sequences: For example, their
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(as characters) to escape eternally
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the miscellaneous and the incorrigible
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statures. But to get on
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was for recovering escape gear
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if not "secure", at least
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being their adiutors' assets. After
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,they consulted the Yellow Pages
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looking for suppliers of gear
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The minute you've got Evolution,
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gear nouveau, par excellence. So,
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finding a local Wiccan Coven,
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they embarked on a new
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is leading this Motley Crew?
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"Our name's Motley BREW," said
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like The Chipmunks Singing. Then,
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still another sound: instant droids
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making clicking, clacking, whirring sounds,
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which distracted half the group
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while the others drank Fanta,
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Fanta finished, they faced the
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noise doubling as music. They
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were having a Karaoke Contest,
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Before a winner could be
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Awarded the Amateur Night Prize,
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The contest was interrupted by
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a Fox News Special Alert,
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They could hardly recognize themselves
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being interviewed by Bill O'Reilly,
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Meanwhile home media, outraged, scolded
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by the Left-Wing Media,
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were at a loss: whether
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or not using Medieval Torture,
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,but there was intervention
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by Greta Van Susteren Proscecuting,
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(because they couldn't get Rush
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Limbaugh to stop saying derogatory,
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things (and why try?): He
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fights Democratic Left-Wing Zealots,
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so, if thatʻs your bag
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, Rush Limbaugh is for you.
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But youʻd better be for
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Itʻs drinking,not politics. Still,
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Fanta with JB, Captain Morgan,
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et al., adds up to
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having one helluva hang-over,
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!( and to think I thought
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the hair of the dog,
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would relieve everything! In reality,
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it only makes it worse,
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;just don't assume Fanta is
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claim it is: Latest research
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shows that Drinking Fanta regularly,
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be it alcoholic, be it
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on the rocks or straight,
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has a devastating effect on
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many multiple personalities and possessions,
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but: not to allow this
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side effect hurting Pharmaceutical Manufacturers,
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So much for fair coverage!
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The Left-Wing Media Bias,
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(the alleged "Liberal Media"), and,
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Fair & Balanced Fox News,
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which, of all of them
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envy Fox News' Ratings Domination,
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Smithers, now taking advantage of
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being Possessed, enjoys Leather, Whips,
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,and if he can endure
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going long perods without eating,
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heʻll endure required gear-searching
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clean, after the hiatus in
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gear-search necessitated a long and
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Gear-image. Smithers, in particular, found
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Forget gear: fight bare-handed. How
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most vulnerable to this kind
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who seemed invulnerable, while others
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-handed fighting a risky business,
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were perhaps the most dangerous
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escape/battle. (Pardon
the hiatus). Continuing
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(still our gangʻs favorite.) Drinks
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(Yes, we know the latter
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Sight, complexion, and whatever else
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Having little to do with
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And was plot-obsessed: He began
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plot and forget the details
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but reserving the right to
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.Hence the anxiety about gear
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compatible equipment sizes and ratios,
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Was an understandable anxiety. All
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women judge men's equipment sizes,
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but, leaving that aside, they
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seems unephemeral and promises new
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issues heretofore mentioned. Gear, therefore
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that was solvable: they brought
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established coalition along with new
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with zeal, competence, and daring.
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of their gear-oriented policy. They
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"take no prisoners", allow no
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advantage, making gear their main
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gear, etc., acquisitions, while all
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chance of turning it around.
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