The Haunted Soda, Part III: Chapter 15
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do something stupid or desperate.
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than Pops, Mary & Lola.
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evidence against Pops, Mary, Lola.
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Islamic Country is Framing them.
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be able to help clear
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is going nowhere real fast.
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that might be useful. Then
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would get if he won.
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out there are against her.
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prove to Deputy Hott Dawg
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between us is a conspiracy.
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was tired of waiting around
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their Promise not to leave
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to try a desperate escape
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a chance it would succeed.
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about his escape plan. Then
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mused over this a moment,
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Have a nice life. Afterwards
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towards the 19641/2 Ford Mustang,
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catch back up with Smithers.
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Elvis. Hissing, scratching and biting,
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up an old oak tree.
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and get the 19641/2 Mustang,
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Video Crew to show their
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various shapes appeared. They now
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plans for his conquest of
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until -- but not to look
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tangible worked out for him:
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lifelong failures, not, by now
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be reversed. His current plan
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but a sudden sight, ahead
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forehead --no doubt for opening
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locked, though unforbidding-looking, next to
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had somehow gotten in. He
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they were into sharing food
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for entering and leaving the
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possible he would seize the
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other entrances and exits. Plots
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against Deputy Hott Dawg and
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his coterie seldom succeed: Deputy
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Sunny Sunshine and Rainny Dayz,
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tried to charm the women,
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before she started freakin' out.
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already given Mary her Medications?
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Who, for that matter, was
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to take on Oswaldʻs duties?
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Lola was the logical choice,
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being Possessed with multiple personalities
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, but, as Sarah told her,
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the spells don't last long,
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one besides Pops who knew,
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written spells and antidotes. What
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the Senator's doilies/treasure map
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and weapons. Smithers, consequently,
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Smithers real intentions towards Lola,
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and found his intentions toward
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He, therefore, decided to cope
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that his intentions, overall,
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the latter: indubitable, he
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with principles based on well-established
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fact about himself-- Smithers: He
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is a Pathological Liar unable,
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You can't believe anything Smithers,
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mentally classified his insights. Meanwhile,
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sherrif was inquiring into the
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where abouts of the Deputies,
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their posts ever since the
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Metropolitan Police, to the effect
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of a Search Party looking,
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Personal Diaries and treasure map,
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of an unidentified woman. Reports
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pin-pointing the locations of Smithers,
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Oswald, Elvis and the Deputies,
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for them to contrive a
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a net of the Enemy,
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No answer at first. Then:
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Mary started floating several feet,
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before replying, "Why wouldnʻt I
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victim, still wondering why she
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was talking Ancient dead languages,
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notably Hittite, Pelasgian, and -- if
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Which was strange, because Klingon
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victimʻs improvised armor. throwing all
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(The cornerlessness of the place
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a knoll, giving herself some
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privacy under a shady tree,
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unnoticed by their pursuers. "Why
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that the pursuers had re-appeared.
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Streaking towards them Man boobs,
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(Strangely, because Smithers himself was
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well endowed with 60 EEE,
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and was a "pursued", rather
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could enhance the escape plan.
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Meanwhile the others slipped away,
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some to one refuge, some
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to another one somewhere else.
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The "even playing field", then,
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particular point of view. Then,
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The pursuers took advantage of
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a surprise raid on the,
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stragglers, ending in a reversal
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on evaluating the raidʻs results,
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not much food, water, medicine,
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ammunition, or reserves, but a
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supply of Pot, Beer, PB,
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and other necessaries. They re-organized
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everything by a colour-coded,
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formula, and urged their followers
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to learn how-to-use,
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instant-skills, do-it-yourself, and other
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long standing traditons Ages ago.
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To summarize, their defense now
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a matter of speed and
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stealth is what is needed.
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(Stealth in its original meaning,
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secret, furtive, artfully sly action,
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so that all resources would
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be kept under lock and
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key, regardless of the dearth
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to everyone involved. Paranoia ran,
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Rampant. Some even defected
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The Others to our side.
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This gave us a total
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picture of rationing supplies, food,
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and all necessaries. Our new
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entailed a policy of resolute
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preparedness for anything and everything,
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including further attacks, truces, or
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even any unforeseen Medical Emergencies,
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not to mention alliances, or
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Spears, Molotov Cocktails, Rocks, Cocoanuts,
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et various cetera. New plans
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and weapons were needed quickly,
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in view of the Enemyʻs
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hostile actions, warnings, and threats,
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so that a perimeter wide
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killing zone was immediately cleared,
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, the only question being: "By
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which direction will they attack?
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for all but a handfull
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soothe their otherwise frayed nerves
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by smoking Pot, drinking Beer,
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2099. All they lacked was
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Sympathy for the Devil playing,
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and a squad of Hellʻs
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hovering over head weapons ready,
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send The Others to Hell.
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The situationʻd become so theological
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, Wicker Man Sacrifices to Goddess,
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Pagan Ceremonies, Rites, Deities, Symbols,
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so that the reporters covering
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the WIcker Man Sacrifices LIVE,
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were confused as to whether
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, or not Selling Souvenirs, DVD's,
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would attract sponsors. Their efforts
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were not in vain. Sponsors,
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thronged, and shoved other sponsors
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and cheapest sponsees. After all,
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Sony's realistic PS3 Video Games,
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Could comprise a high percentage
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of the total Gross Profits,
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("Gross" not to be confued
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with Net Profits are totally,
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--well--"comprised", although "netted" and
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left over after all deductions,
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none of which seemed validly
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pertinent to Wicker Man Profits,
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"Profiteers", so to speak, judged
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for charging sky high prices,
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had now reverted to mere
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much more affordable pricing rates,
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thus inciting a plethora of
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affordable Souvenirs by the Sponsors.
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These were used by most
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of the big name Sponsors,
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like Kraft, Tea Party, and
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Red Rose, Maxwell House, Folgers,
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and Tasterʻs Choice, aka Nestleʻs
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Coffee Mate, Starbucks, Victoria's Secret,
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the NFLʻs new team: the
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Roswell New Mexico Aliens logo,
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(Having now summed up sufficient
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evidence about Roswell Cover-up.
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To no avail, Smithers argued
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he believed Weather-Balloon story,
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to entire world 63 years,
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even though they might stretch
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the Weather- Balloon hoax further,
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(Who, in fact, did ever
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believe the Weather-Balloon hoax?
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believe the Roswell Crash evidence,
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was derived from some routine
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hoax made by the Military.
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The dispute didnʻt end there:
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devised "irrefutable" arguments that tended
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vituperations, illogic, and all-around wrong-headed
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. Using tampered evidence as facts,
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ignoring real facts, and fabricating
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rumors, leaks, disinformation as facts,
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hence they stand rejected. New
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evidence from Area 51 proves,
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that we were lied to
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shore up the "conventional wisdom".
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,the "weather balloons" theory among
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. "Outlandish", by derivation, "foreign", or
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totally unimaginable, idiotic cover story,
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which, if believed, indicates that
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And we have Wells's word
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that Time Travel is possible
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Wellsian "Time-Machine", our progress has
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actually reaching Past or Future
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(remember him?) delved into the
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It also had its bright side,
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he bought Victoria's Secret Lingerie,
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High Heels on Sale 75%
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were not involved! As it
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he thinks he's Queen Nefertiti.
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They donʻt always affect him
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the same way two times
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in sequence. Sometimes, for example,
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Lola was Helene, and Helene
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was Smithers and Smithers was,
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Mary's brother-in-law, her husband being
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(One takes a dislike to
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one's family of in-laws.
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) As it was, however, Smithers
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secrety despised his In-Laws,
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,they being the unlikely combination
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And Smithers'd always liked the
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idea of having Sex with,
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the latter, if not the
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Amphibians, Show Girls in Leather,
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Peanut Butter with Whip Cream,
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,or with carrots(!), a rare
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Sexual smorgasbord of sensual delights,
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Role Playing, BDSM, Partying, Oral,
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--you get the drift -- all
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Since the latterʻs music carries
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such melodious and dreamy notes,
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that it does away with
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and one murmurs, "Who wants
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the "Firstsʻ , above all, having
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the adults only Beltane Bacchanalia,
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(That Bacchanalia's best known as
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Mayday. Celebrating sexuality, purification, fertility.
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(In which the M doesnʻt
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reflect the erect Phallic symbolism,
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(Calling US "literati" -- Hah!)
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explanation of the nuances of
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,much as those might tend
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(No wonder gin was once
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Those old river-deities knew what
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took up the current problem
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announced "Today is Escape-Day! All
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must flee NOw!" And, how
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few can deduce. Obviously, new
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factors previously unconsidered, like the
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Onto land-creatures, and, specifically, onto
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dinosaurs, crocodiles, alligators, komodo dragons,
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Smithers coped with them by
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having his DNA Gene Spliced,
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(and gene-splicingʻs become, traditionally, known
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in 1970s, recombinant DNA technology.
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Though forgetful of Crichtonʻs "Dinosaurs",
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Jurassic Park/The Lost World,
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DId have its effect on
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other corporeal gyrations operant upon
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terrestial body. All things considered,
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whole group of them held
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Virtually fell apart! How, then
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an improvement? After all, one
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Dinosaur Species is different from,
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Another. In fact, scientists have
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long known Birds & Dinosaurs,
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to be related. Elsewhere, species
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took a different evolutionary road,
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In a class by himself
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turning into the ferocius Smithersasaurus,
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(you could look it up)
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anywhere Dinosaur Fossills are found,
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or elsewhere! Be the first
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to be a "Dinosaur-Fossil Discoverer"
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like Lara Croft/Indiana Jones,
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Smithersasauri, whether former Smitherses or
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kind. Smithersasauri usually attract many
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Mates and Predators because of,
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--well, because of -- attraction. They
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emit certain mate/prey pheromones,
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and whatʻs crucial is whether
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the mate or prey pheromone,
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is predominant. Nearing a solution,
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"take" on the whole question
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a mere description of pheromone
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either defines or "talks AROUND"
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one Smithers gives, (assuming Smithers
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(he might not have). BUT
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with the need of a
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such pllights as these. Next,
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And, action into peaceful community.
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Nonpursuers, non-pursued, and such. (Assuming
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guts to make a full-fledged
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peace (what daring!) and community
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any settlement. Whatʻs more, the
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from serious negotiation. All of
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That said, we should continue
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,since a chapterʻs "iron" is
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,and he usually provides characteristic
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