Very funny definitions of Australian Rules football terms - funny, but strangely true... Some of them have now changed or no longer apply. For example, Zoning and place kick. Also, it is fun finding Jeff Hook's hidden hook in his humourous illustrations. ( )

A satirical A to Z look at Australian Rules Football. It is written by Ketih Dunstan, author, journalist and founder of the Anti-Football League - a charity organisation that pretends there are better things to do on Saturday afternoons.